zeldathemes
Ugh not this girl again
You may call me Freya and i live in the high mountains of the land called Norway and
i don't even know what my blog is about anymore

floateron:

frozenfontana:

iaintnopapaya:

Disney Princesses as sloths.

but why

why not

itsmemacleod:

i once said no to drugs but they didnt listen

"Imagine; I used to have really long blonde hair, always wearing heels, lots of make-up. I had been someone who was highly feminised and had chosen to look that way, partly because I was 6ft 3in but also I was into that aesthetic. I knew it had to be stripped away. I knew this would be an important part, not just for my work but in terms of my own development, because I would be confronting elements of myself that I didn’t want to confront (…) To see yourself displayed as unattractive, large, masculine, it’s quite tough… But I know it’s just perspective. A social conditioning that causes us to view these traits in a woman in a negative way." — Gwendoline Christie

harryyyystylesmammaries:

This little boy had, by far, the coolest costume at comic con. Things like this make me so happy. I can only imagine how happy he was.

harryyyystylesmammaries:

This little boy had, by far, the coolest costume at comic con. Things like this make me so happy. I can only imagine how happy he was.

sugawara-says-hello:

paigesnapdragon:

I don’t know what this is from… But the woman’s ear get bigger when she pulls the kids ear..

ABSORB EAR POWER

sugawara-says-hello:

paigesnapdragon:

I don’t know what this is from… But the woman’s ear get bigger when she pulls the kids ear..

ABSORB EAR POWER

ichthyologee:

this is too real

ichthyologee:

this is too real

vvargost:

friends who live in the same state but are somehow still 1242140 hours away from you

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andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

theweepyfox:

geometricdeathtrap:

So I needed a way to alert the class that I was going to be showing graphic pictures of genitals on my presentation so I decided that putting this on the slide before would work

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I want this on a shirt.

Please, I want this on underwear

beckaford:

micahelizabeth:


“Eat” the damn Play-doh cookies.
Slurp the invisible soup.
Pretend that they’re not causing grievous bodily harm as they “brush” your hair.
Always be serious when asked what you’d like for dinner, and never say something silly like rabbit soup. Because they will go get their stuffed one off the bed, put it in your best pot, and fill said pot with water. Then place it on your desk.
Greet their make believe friends and ask how their day was.
Always kiss the teddy bear goodnight. It has feelings too.
Always pretend to die when they shoot you.
If you are having a fake war with them and you shoot them and they say they can’t die because they are invincible, you don’t shoot them again, because they are invincible.
Yes, their drawing does look like a butterfly, not a bunch of jumbled up lines.
Them pounding on the piano is the best thing you have ever heard.

THISTHISTHISTHIS

no but seriously it’s very important to a child’s development to not be shut down by parents and other caregivers

beckaford:

micahelizabeth:

  • Eat” the damn Play-doh cookies.
  • Slurp the invisible soup.
  • Pretend that they’re not causing grievous bodily harm as they “brush” your hair.
  • Always be serious when asked what you’d like for dinner, and never say something silly like rabbit soup. Because they will go get their stuffed one off the bed, put it in your best pot, and fill said pot with water. Then place it on your desk.
  • Greet their make believe friends and ask how their day was.
  • Always kiss the teddy bear goodnight. It has feelings too.
  • Always pretend to die when they shoot you.
  • If you are having a fake war with them and you shoot them and they say they can’t die because they are invincible, you don’t shoot them again, because they are invincible.
  • Yes, their drawing does look like a butterfly, not a bunch of jumbled up lines.
  • Them pounding on the piano is the best thing you have ever heard.

THISTHISTHISTHIS

no but seriously it’s very important to a child’s development to not be shut down by parents and other caregivers

epic-vines:

When Michael Jackson gets woke up for school
Vine by: The Black Simba